Here's a quote from Dick Cavett, "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." Haha the only way this could be possible is if you were adopted. Other than that it's not possible. Here's one from Mark Fowler, "If a somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed, and it will monitor their heart through the night, and the next morning, if they wake up dead, there'll be a record." Well, I'm pretty sure you don't wake up if you die...
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Stupid Laws
Here are some dumb laws! HERE!
Most of the laws are really outdated but they were once enforced. An interesting one is that the penalty for jumping off a building is death...yeah no comment. Another one, no vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Haha what vehicle doesn't need a driver? In California, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. Well, I hope no one would do that in the first place but obviously something had to happen if a law was made for it.
Most of the laws are really outdated but they were once enforced. An interesting one is that the penalty for jumping off a building is death...yeah no comment. Another one, no vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Haha what vehicle doesn't need a driver? In California, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. Well, I hope no one would do that in the first place but obviously something had to happen if a law was made for it.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Dumb warnings
Warnings!
Here's a website all about dumb and random warning labels! There's some really interesting ones like, "Description reads,'WARNING-may cause cancer in California'". So, what about California makes you more likely to get cancer than another state? Another good one is, "A sign on a telephone pole reads,'No posting signs'". That's a pretty hypocritical sign! Here are the directions from a package of roasted nuts, "Step 1: Open package. Step 2: Eat nuts." Really? I hope no one actually needs those directions.
Here's a website all about dumb and random warning labels! There's some really interesting ones like, "Description reads,'WARNING-may cause cancer in California'". So, what about California makes you more likely to get cancer than another state? Another good one is, "A sign on a telephone pole reads,'No posting signs'". That's a pretty hypocritical sign! Here are the directions from a package of roasted nuts, "Step 1: Open package. Step 2: Eat nuts." Really? I hope no one actually needs those directions.
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